5F / 4M

Atticus and Neil are the newly crowned "hottest male narration team" for Mmm-Mmm romance, and they're flying high on the praise.

Nothing can get them down.

Until Vera and Cameron usher a mysterious voice onto the scene and shake the foundation of the audiobook industry itself.

In a world where humanity is all we have, can our group of former friends band together to save the future of storytelling?

Or are audiobooks destined to be nothing more than a bunch of beep beep boop?

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7F/1M

Several years in the future, an all-female astronaut team circumnavigates the globe once every 90 minutes aboard the International Space Station, prepared to be a powerful presence in space. When a surprise set of "every-day citizens" tags along for the ride, all protocol flies right out the proverbial... airlock.

After a lifetime of being kept down on the ground, what happens when these women finally rise up and see their lives - and their planet - from high above it all?

Pale Blue Dot(s) features special appearances by David Bowie, Elon Musk and a 6-hole ocarina.

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1F/1M

Two rooftops in suburban Ohio. A 75-year-old man and a 9-year-old girl sit on houses full of secrets. Literally. Bernard wants nothing more than to enjoy his beer (and perhaps kill a few sparrows), but Rory next door has different plans for him. With six decades between them and only four chance encounters to connect, these unlikely new friends unearth what's buried in each other and find new ground. Warning: this play includes tap dancing, pumpkin throwing and air-hugging.

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5F / 3M

It’s one year later and a LOT has changed.

Audiobook superfan Vera is “in the industry” now, and Cameron is not so sure he’s onboard. Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career.

With The Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who’s feeling just fine?

The Narwhal.

Because The Narwhal… is in love.

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2F/1M/1 Open Gender/1 wild puppet creation

Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies,” he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family,” but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time… he may just burst.

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12 roles, 6 men

A paintball battleground. A wrestling mat for sleep-deprived new daddies. A feminine product aisle in the local drugstore. These are some of the places where men connect... at least in The Bromantic Comedies.

A compilation of humorous and heartfelt plays exploring what it means to be "masculine" in a world where men are supposed to be tough.

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2F/2M

Ruth is a 74-year old woman.

Rowan is a 23-year-old man.

They’re in love.

And Ruth’s 43-year-old son is freaking the hell out.

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3F/3M

It's totally normal to fall in love with an audiobook narrator's voice, right?

Right. Just ask Vera, who listens to "her" guy whenever and wherever she can: while driving, working, parenting, cooking, cleaning, showering... you name it.

But now, she's bringing him into the bedroom. And her husband is less than pleased.

These Walls Can Talk is a raucous and heartfelt love letter to romance audiobooks: the authors who write them, the narrators and engineers who record them and the passionate fans who devour them.

Now available as an audio play on Audible.com, featuring an all-star cast of romance narrators, as well as on Amazon in print and ebook!

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4F/1M

Ilda talks to people who aren’t there.

Tilly hears fingers clawing at her door.

All the while, the moon keeps her watchful eyes on them.

Come Find Me is time-hopping, feminist ghost story weaving its way through the halls of Trenton Psychiatric Hospital and the secret-laden lives of the women affected by them.

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1F

In this Rocky Horror-like live viewing party, a 17-year-old tour guide, Muriel, leads the audience on an immersive journey at a religious theme park. Each audience member is provided with a basket of tools to take part in all the adventures inspired by stories from the Bible in what will be an alternately fun and disturbing ride.

3F/2M/1 Non-Binary

What would your life be like if you couldn’t feel physical pain? If your body had a mind of its own? What if you never fell asleep? How about if you remembered every single thing you’ve ever felt, thought or experienced?

Four medical misfits sign up for a three-day workshop to tackle their issues. Can a former male nurse and self-professed “woo-woo” guide them toward healing? Or… perhaps they aren’t the ones most in need of a cure.

Dive into the world of Soft Animals where alien hands, rogue eyeballs and umbilical cord jump ropes are the norm and ask yourself one of life’s mysterious questions: does the mind actually create the body?

3F/3M

When 16-year-old city girl Alex is thrust into the world of FitzGerald Farm: A Compassionate Place for Farming, she finds there ain’t a whole lotta compassion flowing through the owners... toward their fellow humans anyway. But the animals? They treat the animals like gold. Or feces, rather. (Note: organic farmers go wild for nitrogen-rich feces).

With the guidance of Paulie, the fitness-enthusiast pig and Bethany, the farm’s “breastiest bovine” Alex learns how to survive this new Cheetoh- less land full of manual labor and “sad old people. That is until Phil, puzzling USDA worker arrives and unravels all her progress with his processed sugars and pent-up pain.

The Other White Meat is an absurdist world of talking farm animals and rapidly growing vegetables exploring the U.S food industry, technology vs. nature, why people stop having sex, the miracle of menstruation (you heard right: the miracle of menstruation) and in the words of Paulie... “the circle of life, bitches.”

4F/5M

Stunning Displays of Prowess drops the audience directly into an insane day of self-help and empowerment led by world renowned life coach and trainer Tad Applebaum and asks the question: what happens when we put a narcissist in power and ask him to solve all our problems for us?

11F/2M

Hand Me Down is an absurdist comedy romping around the marble floors of Granite Run Mall, a place where people:

...buy things to avoid feeling things.
...are constantly trying to be someone they are not.
...try so hard to fit in, when they are destined to stand out.
...want so much and have no concept of what they already have.